You Should Take This Quiz

by Jeff Ventura on December 4, 2009

Instead of providing you some Friday links that I, exclusively, findMIPRO-logo-600x150 interesting,  instead I would like to ask you a question.  Your answers matter.

Our company name is ‘MIPRO Consulting.’  The first bit, the ‘MIPRO’ part, proves to be difficult for many when it comes to proper pronunciation.  My question to you is how would you say ‘MIPRO’?  Is it:

A. My-pro

B. Mee-pro

C. Mih-pro

D.  Holy cow, did Tiger Woods have a bad week or what?

Please answer in the comments.  Next week, I’ll provide the correct answer.

But wait! There’s more!

Are you a grammar geek?  Word nerd?  Something grammar-related that rhymes with ‘dork’?  Then you’ll love this.

David Foster Wallace, one of my favorite writers ever, taught a nonfiction workshop at Pomona College.  For it, he had a 10-question grammar worksheet entitled:

IF NO ONE HAS YET TAUGHT YOU HOW TO AVOID OR REPAIR CLAUSES LIKE THE FOLLOWING, YOU SHOULD, IN MY OPINION, THINK SERIOUSLY ABOUT SUING SOMEBODY, PERHAPS AS CO-PLAINTIFF WITH WHOEVER’S PAID YOUR TUITION

If you want to test your grammar chops, check it out.  Once you’re done (or you give up), look at the answers.  I got 8/10.

How did you do?

Have a great weekend, everyone.

{ 14 comments… read them below or add one }

Chris Ferebee December 4, 2009 at 3:58 pm

The correct pronunciation is C, “mih-pro” as you say. A less ambiguous spelling for the company name would be “mippro”.

If I’m wrong, and the correct answer is A or B, well, people with funny made-up brand names that don’t conform to my idea of standard English pronunciation get no sympathy whatsoever. :-)

Dave December 4, 2009 at 4:04 pm

I would say My-Pro.

Traci December 4, 2009 at 4:25 pm

I agree with Dave. I would say My-Pro.

Sean December 4, 2009 at 4:33 pm

I’ve always said “Mee-pro” when I think of MIPRO.
Also: NO WAY you got 8/10‽ I got a 0/4, clicked to the answers, and Instapaper’d his essay. http://instruct.westvalley.edu/lafave/DFW_present_tense.html

Joni Golden December 4, 2009 at 4:47 pm

Considering “MI” as an abbreviation for Michigan, the correct pronunciation would be “Mih-pro”. We don’t say “My-chigan.”

But I think “My-pro” plays better, ear-wise. “Mih-pro” sounds like it might be the name of a new flu vaccine.

Jeff Ventura December 4, 2009 at 4:47 pm

Sean,

I knew the problem with 8/10 sentences, but couldn’t explain all of the reasoning why the problem was a problem. Nonetheless, I found the problems and fixed them more or less properly. Can I explain the reasoning behind each? Not very well in some cases.

Guess it depends on what getting one ‘right’ means.

– Jeff

Nicole December 4, 2009 at 5:24 pm

When I read it I assume its “My-Pro”

clippership December 4, 2009 at 5:40 pm

If you live in Japan – it will come out MEE-poo-roh. Pronunciation is most definitely affected by the underlying culture. Example: Brits say: MEE-thane, people in the US say: meh-thane. Another example: How would you say McDonalds in Japan? Ma-ku-dough-naru-dough!

JD December 4, 2009 at 11:01 pm

My-Pro… as in “which pros do I hire to help me implement and optimize my enterprise software???, Why, MIPRO, of course!”

Brainwillfoolyou December 5, 2009 at 2:48 pm

Mee-pro. However that always seems to close to Wipro the Indian consulting company.

Lakshmi Mareddy December 5, 2009 at 10:13 pm

Jeff here is my take…

A: Mi-pro

Micro-professional consulting -> Mipro

Lakshmi Mareddy December 5, 2009 at 10:14 pm

Sorry about the spello.. You should use the edit plugin., which allows users to edit comments for upto 10 minutes etc.

jim borne December 6, 2009 at 11:12 pm

I have heard it pronounce several different ways but more often than not most people look at MiPro and pronounce it mee-pro.

Jeff Ventura December 7, 2009 at 2:23 pm

The correct answer is ‘my-pro’ — long i sound. In our daily conversations, however, we often hear ‘mee-pro’ and a few ‘mih-pro’s, hence the reason for this post.

Thanks, everyone, for commenting.

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